So farewell then CUCC,
No more shall I drink with thee,
For I fear Aberdeen is too far
From the bar.

So farewell then CUCC,
Certainly worth the five pound fee,
Even if it was extracted under duress,
Now to EXCS.

So farewell then CUCC,
For 'tis plain to me,
I can no longer remain with this club,
In the pub.

E.J.Thribb. Aged 3