Elementary Germanglic for Expo go-ers

from Sam's crap joke Emporium

What to say...

when you don't know where you are
Eimlaust, du sethi semoter vaiyen dupine Saltzburg?

I am lost, does this motorway end up in Saltzburg?
You get the idea now...

If you have transport problems
Lo, ein eid sumelpe, thu weiles volennov mit reilleur.

When you're in a hurry to get there
Vifeun dreadsh il incks, ofi scherr!!? Kanneip eiybyk redittek harrd?

If it's too hot
Tueicce kriemceviss chokl aitsosse, i vuplisemiss.

Camping Problems
Taint, votentem iss ternashon allp arkvaredenn.

camping problems -- continued
Reine, reiy negoevai -- kommei geinan noth eirdei.

Lost on the plateau
Applehaus ?